Burnley Smoked Lager Rauchbier 440ml Can

Burnley's smoked lager (Helles Rauchbier) is brewed using the traditional smoked malts from Bamberg, whose coat of arms depicts a knight. Burnley wondered, if he has his own beer, what's his story? ⁠ Here's what we found out: ⁠ Name: Saint George AKA Mr. Smokey ⁠ Fav Colour: Blue & yellow⁠ Dancing Ability: +7⁠ Stealth: -7 ⁠ Dad Jokes: +69⁠ Best Friend: Armour-Bearer ⁠ AKA Mr. Pilsner Knighty⁠ Weakness: not enough goss from bff